Photo Credit: Bill Ovrites
"It can only be described as, something out of a horror film!"
Seattle, Washington.
On Tuesday, 12 Midnight, the Social Justice Workforce (#SJW) was called to #PlannedParenthood at the at 2001 E Madison Ave location, when the silent security alarm was triggered. After a 9 hour investigation the SJW team finally found #GeorgeSorros in the basement of the building, and they were stupified at what they found him doing.
Inside, the investigative team could not believe their eyes. "It can only be described as, something out of a horror film", said Sandy Grande-McPinkhair (Pronoun - They), who is the Lead SJW investigator. After taking a few moments to gather they self Grande-McPinkhair went on to say, "The lights were disabled. It was scary, I wanted my Zaddhe (That's Liberal west coast speak for Daddy). We saw this hooded cloaked figure hunching over an open 55 gallon barrell. We shined our flashlights directly at the hooded figure. It was so busy eating what was in the barrel it didn't notice us at first. Blood was running down it's face, dripping onto the floor.
"It was some really F*@Ked up Sh/t", interjected Broheem Ackbarzia, Junior Investigator. "I took my sh\t da hell outta dare!"
Grande-McPinkhair continued, "I reached out and put my hand on it's shoulder. It looked up at me and hissed like an angry cat, ready to pounce. It was none other than George Sorros. He was drinking the souls of unborn aborted fetuses!" According to Grande-McPinkhair, next Sorros pulled out his light-sabbre and tried to strike the SJW down with all his might. Fortunately, Grande-McPinkhair called him a 'racist' and that was enough to scare him away and retreat into the dark night.
Sorros still remains on the loose.
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