The City of San Diego has allowed stripclubs in the city limits to re-open but not houses of worship. We all know that 2020 is the year of crazy things happening, but we never saw this coming. The Italian Arch-Bishop of San Diego, Ilika Lilboyz, has mandated that a tall brass pole be installed at every church location, and all nuns under the age of 30 wear their ’naughty outfits’. This strange move prompted the Stripclub Adult Dancers, or SAD, filed suit today in civil court to stop this action.
Vinnie Boombats, Director of the SAD organization said, “Ay Yo, what’s up wif dez nuns stealin’ our outfits.” The New York born Mr. Boombats pleaded his care to the court and continued with, “Ain’t they supposed to be all virgin like and what not.”
We reached out to Bishop Lilboyz for comment but he would only give us a statement in private. ”Ah, looka herea”, said the Bishop with a heavy authentic Italian accent. “We a no gonna do the poles in church or a make a wear da naught nun outfits. We a just a wanna really gets dem all bent outta shape-ah at their evil nudie joints. Just cause we a religious don’t a mean dat we no have a sense of humor.”
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