I think we were all glad to see 2020 come to a close. However, 2021 looks like it is quickly trying to out-pace it’s predecessor. The www.honesttimes.org has obtained a legal court filing of Oprah Winfrey suing the United States Government for patent infringement.
Inside the document it lists a compelling argument but it is best said by a quote directly from Oprah. “I started giving away things years ago on my show. Now the Government is trying to give away free higher education, free cash, and one House representative from CA is giving away Sub-Zero fridge/freezer units“, said Winfrey.
We reached out to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi for comment, who is currently pushing for the free $20,000 Sub–Zero Fridge/Freezer units as part of her Covid relief bill. “Hold on a second, my dentures are fallin’....OK, that’s better. So, since my husband is a 51% stake holder of Sub-Zero we feel it is our duty to provide under privilaged families something they really need to get by. And a $20,000 Sub-Zero is just the thing”, said Speaker Pelosi. She continued, “She is a racist, and Nazi influenced.”
I asked Pelosi, how is Oprah Winfrey racist?
Pelosi - “Wait...I though you said Opal Whitey”.
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