Football has resumed post Wuhan Flu. It seems like the only ones who care about football games any more are young girls looking to have a second baby out of wedlock, and the football player's parents.
The Blahs, Kicks-off to Blah Blah.
Photo Courtesy of: Bill Ovrites
On Sunday, the first ever time where football fans emptied the stadium took place at 'Insert Advertisement Park Here'.
Standing 4, Kneeling 77, Doggie Style 1
In a turn of events, fans and announcers are only concerned with how many players stand for, take a #knee for, or go full on #DoggieStyle during the #NationalAnthem. Though this doesn't amount to points to determine the outcome of the game, it's the hottest new way to judge people.
Four players were nominated for #Racist of the Year as they remained standing with their helmets off and hands over their hearts. 77 players were good lil' #zhes and took a #knee. But one brave man, Whitey VonQuarterback, pulled down his pants, got on his hands and knees, and yelled, "Rape the #WhitePrivilege from my soul."
Upon that several gentlemen from the opposing team, came up and proceeded to give him his medicine. One of them, Bleekquan DaRapsheet (Tight End for Blah Blah), was heard grunting, "You gon loose yo privilege tonight!"
Following the pounding, all 11 fans in the stadium cheered then left and missed VonQuarterback receiving the #NancyPelocy Kneeling Trophy of Honor.
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