The dueling Monarchs, the King of Dufases Gov. Gavin #Newsom & His Emperorship Supreme Gov. Phil #Murphy, have declared that its residents are only allowed to have six people in their home on #Thanksgiving. This came as a shock as the #Governors originally were only going to allow 4 people in the home.
Canna & Notuse Brithcontrol, of the lame state of #NJ, wrote a letter to the Gov asking to following: "We have 7 children. Are we supposed to kick three of our children out of their own home?"
Gov. Murphy responded with, "Absolutely. I know you are scared, and the children may suffer from emotional scars, etc. but you could be saving their lives. By the way, the State of New Germany, oops... I meant to say New Jersey, would recommend you kick out four of your children. You can't be too careful."
#CA Gov. Newsome corrected Gov. Murphy by saying, "I apologize for Phil's insensitive comments. In CA, we recently decided you must use clear social #distance barriers at the dining room table and they must be, at minimum, 5ft high. The #social barriers must be purchased from an approved provider. There is currently only one provider of the #barriers, and that is 'Newsourphy Social Barriers' (pronounced: new-sour-fee) based in Greenville, DE. It's merely a coincidence that the HQ is blocks away from Joe Biden's home." There was a long pause, then Newsome continued, "OK, it's based out of Biden's garage."
"Look!" exclaimed Murphy. "You elected us, now you have to deal with the consequences."
"Ah...Phil....Ahhhh, you weren't supposed to say that part out loud."
Murphy just looked at Newsome like how a dog looks at their owner with that confused sideways head look.
The Honest Times asked the Governors if this was legal. To which they both fell out of their chairs as they cried with laughter.
Then Murphy said, "OK, now let's move on to what you can, and can not, eat this year at your Thanksgiving dinner table."
What will your Gov. ban from your Thanksgiving dinner inside your own home?
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