Below: Early crack in Lake Michigan Dam
Photo Credit: Bill Ovrites
"The last time I saw this much water, Noah was loading an arc".
Michigan -
On Friday, at 2:20 PM, in a year where strange has become the new norm, one of the strangest events of 2020 has occured. The Michigan Damn, which holds back Lake Michigan, has broken. Hundreds of Billions of gallons of water are now rushing out. But that is not the strange part of the story.
Honest Times, www.honesttimes.org, was able to get an exclusive interview with the lead engineer, Phil McCrackin, to explain. McCrackin told #HonestTimes that there had been a growing crack in the damn for several months. Just before the crew was ready to repair the large fissure, #California Gov. #GavinNewsom & Gov. #GretchenWhitmer approached McCrackin and his repair team. The Governors yelled out, "Let's make it rain bitches" as they threw large amounts of cash into the air while playing techno music.
"I didn't care about anything except getting my hands on that money", said Ronnie Reckedum, one of the repair crew working under McCrackin. "It was nuts, money was everywhere. We weren't paying attention." During the may lay no one seemed to notice that the Governors were suddenly missing.
McCrackin replied, "Next thing I knew I heard diabolical laughter in the distance, and then... BOOM! There was a massive explosion as the damn shook violently. As the dam started to crack water began to roar out.
Later McCrackin and his team found Newsom and Whitmer praying to Zorkon the Trans-Space god to magically absorb the water and use it to douse the fires that have been raging through California. Newsom and Whitmer were not available for comment.
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