The Commission on presidential debates has announced a new fourth debate between current president Donald J #Trump, and former Vice President Joseph #Biden. The commission passed up on #ABC, #CBS, #NBC, #NPR, #MSNBC, #FOX, and #CNN. The #HonestTimes has been awarded the prestigious honor of conducting this newly added #debate. However, both the #Republican and #Democratic National Committees are concerned about the new rules honest times will be implementing.
Our very own Bill Ovrites will be the co-moderator for the event. As the editor in chief of this publication, I wanted to catch up with our reporter, Bill, and ask how he will conduct the debate? What type of questions will Bill be asking? Who will co-host with him? How long will the debate last? And, what are Bill's thoughts on the newly implemented debate policies and procedures.
HA: “It’s a real shame we don’t have more time to get together in person Bill, it’s good to see you.“
BO: "It’s good to see you to Abe. I’m very excited to be named co-moderator for this historic debate and election cycle.“
HA: "So let’s get right to it Bill, what type of questions are you going to be asking the candidates and who will be co-hosting?"
BO: "I’ll be asking similar questions to that of what everybody asks at a debate with a few exceptions. However, if I ask a yes or no question, I will only except a yes or no answer. That's where my surprise guest will be helping to enforce the rules. It's a 'Real American', none other than....#HulkHogan."
HA: "What?"
Pictured Below: Hulk Hogan is preped to co-host the fourth Presidential debate. He said his prayers and ate his vitimins. I hope the debaters did too.
BO: "Yeah man, the Hulkster is my co-host. Not only is he close to their ages but he is still strong as an ox."
HA: "I’m sure they’ll try to dodge your questions. Are you prepared for that?"
BO: "Dude, I've got the Huckster in my corner. They won't mess with me like they did with that whimp #ChrisWallace. Hulk has some new procedures in place to prevent them from dodging my questions. First they will be placed in seaparte sound isolation chambers. If they dodge the questions or ramble on, I'll cut off their microphones."
HA: "That's a great idea, Bill. What else?"
BO: "Both candidates will need to pass a memory test and a urine test."
HA: "I love it, Bill."
BO: "This was the Hulkster's idea and it's the best! Both candidates have agreed to place an electronic dog collar around their necks. I will have a buzzer in my hand for the President, and Hulk will have the VPs zapper in his hand. Should one of them speak out of turn, fail to answer a question, or ramble on aimlessly, we hit the buzzer which will send an electric shock to that candidate."
(Photo Right: An example of the collars to be used during the fourth debate.)
HA: "Wait... you’re going to do what, Bill? Our publication is brand new. We can’t afford any lawsuits."
BO: "It’s OK I got the candidates to agree to all the terms in writing. You should see the legal the clause from our attorneys. But where it REALLY gets fun is I'm allowing the candidates to hold up giant pictorial signs of their choosing to distract the other candidate.
HA: "Huh?"
BO: "I'll give you an example... Biden is going to hold up a sign of a giant Tax return that isn't filed. Trump is going to hold up a picture of Hunter with a pile of cocaine. Trump made another one that has Burisma's logo on it and a Billion dollar check. And those are only the signs I know about." Hulk wanted to have a cage match, but I told him I think that might be a bit far fetched.
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