The courts will be in a tizzy over this one. Last week we all saw the President of the United States get pooped on national Television. While the lamestream media tries to cover it up by saying it was corn droppings (LOLOLOLOL) the Honest Times had and exclusive interview. Honest Times Reporter, Honest Abe, was covering the story.
Honest Abe recalls, “We were in the back of the room when we heard out loud, ’This is some BS’, as a tiny voice rang. I looked around but I didn’t see anyone. Then I heard it again, ‘Just pure BS’. I look on my shoulder to see this tiny fly and he is staring at me.
HA: Did you say that?
Fly: Duh! Of course!
HA: You look familiar.
Fly: You may not recognize me from this angle.
The fly then landed on my head. Suddenly I realized it was Mike Pence’s fly.
Fly: I’m going to sue that damn bird that pooped on Biden.
HA: Why?
Fly: Since I landed on Mike Pence, the sky has been the limit for me. My Twitter blew up, I got an endorsement deal with Nike, Disney is talking to me about remaking an old movie that features a fly. Heck, I even was able to buy a two, $6 Million dollar mansions, one in Cali and the other in Canada to make my own YouTube channel videos. Now it’s all ruined. He’s getting all the notoriety.
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