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Debate passed away, at the young age of 4,321

Updated: Mar 23, 2022

Debate is Dead!



Debates flag beging flown in memory.

Photo (above) taken by: Jeffrey Espstine


“I coudn't believe it. One minute I was talking to my buddy Mike who I haven't to spoken to in 5 Years. Suddenly, when he found out I wasn't voting for the mental vegetable, he called me a Racist & hung up.”

Debate passed away after a four year long battle for liberty. "You're a #racist! That's all the Liberals know how to say ", said the saddened Righty McRepublican. "I coudn't believe it. I was talking to my buddy Mike Taylor, whom I haven't to spoken to in 5 Years. He found out I was voting for #Trump. Then he called me a Racist & hung up." McRepublican was shocked and dismayed at how his friend treated him because of his political view. "I didn't even get to tell him I don't like Trump", said McRepublican


The friends met in 1996 while working together as window washers at an adult peep show. McRepublican recalled that Taylor, had the passion and desire to one day work his way up to assistant manager. The owner of the adult establishment took Taylor under his wing. Weeks later Bud, the owner of the adult peep-show, said to Taylor, "One day Mikey I'll teach you how to live off of government assistance".


This new trend between good ol' friends, where one of them acts calmly, while the other is screaming foul language like complete lunatic, then hangs up the phone, is known as 'Friend Cancel Culture' or #Frencelture. Most of us refer to ther phenomenon by it's classic term, "A Real Jerk".


McRepublican wishes his friend would merely have a conversation with him. We spoke with Taylor for comment, he said, "Me Mike. You racist. Me go now", then slammed the phone down.


Unfortunately, this is not the only instance of Frenceuture. It has become a daily occurrence across our great land since early 2016. We can only one hope that that one day our former friends who have been brainwashed by the radical lame-stream media, will wake up and re-join as our friends. They don't have to believe the same things that we do, vote the same as we do, or agree with our political stances. They just have to be our friends.

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