“We have figured out what to do with the homeless, and the answer is quite simple.” - Gavin Newsom
Venice Beach, #CA - Today, Gov. Gavin #Newsom & Mayor Eric #Garcetti called a press conference to announce their plan to address the growing #homeless epidemic.
Gov Newsome intervened, “The needles on the streets, the spread of diseases, and the violence, yeah, none of that really affects me or Eric. Personally, I find it kinda hot when they self-gratify in public. But the biggest problem, the homeless are ugly. Right?! I mean, you pay all these taxes to live where it is beautiful, and you have to look at the disgusting homeless people. YUCK!””
Gov Newsome intervened, “The needles on the streets, the spread of diseases, and the violence, yeah, none of that really effects me or Eric. Personally I find it kinda hot when they self-gratify in public. But the bigest problem, the homeless are ugly. Right?! I mean, you pay all these taxes to live where it is beautiful, and you have to look at the disgusting homeless people. YUCK!”
Garcetti then took over the conversation. “Ya know, I was OK with the homeless on the sidewalks, till they made their way to the golf course I own. It gives us great pleasure today to introduce our newest Gestapo mandate, ‘Operation Deodorizer’. We are going to round up all the homeless, and ship them to #Venezuela. If they make it back, they can stay.“
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