The 2020 #Election is now in full swing as sides are being chosen. While we all know that #CNN, “The most trusted name in News”, (excuse me for one moment... LOLOLOLOLOL) is an objective....I can’t do this any more.
An FBI investigation opened when it was learned that an outbreak of Covid-19 occurred in the White House. #FBI lead investigator, Barry Macocinr, was able to apprehend the culprits in the matter.
”It was difficult to figure out who planted #Covid19 at the White House, and yes, it was planted”, said Macocinr. He continued, “We have it all laid out. I’ll start at the end point and work our way back. Surprisingly the #President was NOT the target.
We started with #POTUS, but quickly learned that #KayleighMcEnany was the end target. Yes, McEnany was the target of the attack. We determined that the President gave C-19 to The Honeybadger (Aka McEnany), and POTUS caught it from #HopeHicks. Hicks caught C-19 from from the Free Covid-19 infected make up left at the at the White House as a peace offering from Jim Acosta.
You see, recently, Jim Acosta was laughed out of the White House press briefing as McEnany handed his but to him for asking yet another biased question. This is where the story get’s bizarre. It wasn’t Jim Acosta’s idea to infect anyone. We arrested Acosta this afternoon at the CNN offices in DC, where he confessed, while crying like a little kid, that he received the make up from CNN’s, #BrianStelter.”
Stelter told the FBI, “Oh God no! I would never do such a thing“, as he let out a maniacal, evil villain laugh. After using a crayon, and faking some judges name on a FISA warrant, the FBI raided the home of Stelter while he was at work. They found a credit card receipt for the make up from the over-priced #UltaStore. They also found a receipt from Anthony Fauci labeled “Nothing to see here and it’s definitely not Covid-19” for $2800.
It only took 153 FBI investigators to figure out that Fauci had lied on the receipt. What really tipped us off were 300 plus photos of Kayleigh McEnany at Stelter’s house, where her eyes were cut out. That was some creepy Silence of the Lambs type of sh!t.
Stelter eventually confessed his secret love for Jim Acosta and only wants to know why does Jim keep going back to the briefings to get embarrassed by her.
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