What? Where? When? And Who Am I? A Biden Reflection
Just when you think this year couldn’t get any more strange, 2020 it strikes again. #JoeBiden has teamed up With #MKnight#Shyamalan to produce a new short documentary titled, “What? Where? When? And Who Am I? A Biden Reflection”.
We got an interview with Shyamalan, but unfortunately we couldn’t get a translator who speaks 'SMUG'. So we figured we will just catch up with #KamalaHarris, as we know she isn’t doing any thing better.
”#Senator Harris, thanks for taking the time to speak with us at the #HonestTimes.”
”Time? Haha...time”, Harris nodded as she lightly chuckled. “Time won’t give me time, but time makes lovers feel like WE, have something real. We got nothing but time“, said Harris with a boat load of confidence.
Mauth - ”Ahhhh OK. Well, that was a bit odd. You start our interview by quoting #BoyGeorge from #CultureClub.”
Harris - “What do you mean?”
Mauth - “You just quoted Boy George”.
Harris - “No. No I didn’t.”
Mauth - “Yes you....nevermind. So, can you tell us about the new Biden/Shyamalan collaboration.”
Harris - ”Ebony & Ivory, live together, in perfect, harmony.” Harris nods again with a huge grinning smile.
Mauth - “Ah, Senator, you just did it again.”
Harris - “What do you think I did?”
Mauth - “You just quoted ‘Ebony & Ivory’.
Harris - “Nope.”
Mauth - “Can you you at least tell us about the add for TV?”
Harris - “ We got to move these refrigerators, We got to move these color TVs”, with a stern look on her face she slammed her hand down on the desk.
Mauth - “Senator Harris, can you only respond to my questions with song lyrics?”
Harris - “Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lil’ Jon!”
That was the moment we realized this interview wasn’t going anywhere. I reached out to the P.R. For the Biden campaign, Dufas Giggles, who gave us a direct quote from Biden. ”What? Where am I? You shouldn vote Joe Harris and Kamala Biden for School Board of #Scranton. Mom, is that you? Why is my diaper wet?”
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