"She is the most qualified candidate"
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Below Left Photo: Hunter's Alleged baby momma. And by alleged, we mean it's his baby.
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In a bizarre string of events, Joe Biden calls for the release and dropping of all charges of Ghislaine #Maxwell. You may remember that she was the 'right hand man' of Jeffrey Epstein, notorious child sex slave trafficker. #Biden claims Maxwell's release is not for him, but for his son, Hunter Biden.
"See, mah boy, came to me with a business proposal. #Hunter has great idea to create new jobs in Eureka County, Nevada", said Biden as he was facing the wall talking to a statue. Eventually we were able to turn Joe around and he continued with, "The fact of the matter is, we hold these truths to be self-sufficient, that all Zeehes and Zirs are, go, you know...wait...Hey, Come on maaannn! Who just $h!t my pants?" That's when his son Hunter Biden stepped forward.
"You see, I took all the money I made from Burisma, plus the money that the Chinese embezzled though me, and I purchased 1,000,000 acres, or nearly 1/2 the land in Eureka County, #Nevada. I'm going to build a city from nothing", Hunter Biden began. When asked what does any of this have to do with Maxwell, he said, "Understand that prostitution is legal in Eureka County. I've paid off all the country bumpkin town officials to let me claim a new city." Hunter began to get a whim of inspiration on his face. "Jizzy, that's Ghislaine's nickname, is the missing link who can help me manage all the #Ukrainian #prostitutes I recently had shipped here in a sea container. Running broads is a tough racket. I need a pro. HA! No pun intended."
He continued, "I have a #dream. A dream where people can have a better life. A dream where people of all walks of life, and by that I mean pale #white people, beige white people, and pinkish white people can all get along. A dream, where you can get a hot #Ukraine girl, whose skin is as pure bright white as a sweet pile of blow, without catching the clap from her. A dream where little white girls, LOVE playing with each other. Whoo! Is it me, or is it getting hot in here."
Hunter boasted the city will be state of the art with #progressive new features available in no other city. There will be needle recycling containers on every street corner. Twofer Tuesday's, where you rent two #hookers for the price of one. Protests will not be allowed inside the city's limits. "Seriously, we all donate money to those #peacefulprotestors, but we don't want them where we live or vacation", said Biden.
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