Former #NBA Stars and sports commentators #CharlesBarkley & #ShaquilleONeil have been arrested by B.L.M. under the lead SJW criminal charge of White Supremacy.
(Above) Photo of O'Neil (Left) and Barkley (Right) at the 2020 #KKK annual fundraiser in Whitelandia, Utah. Photo Courtesy of: Andhow Wecowar
During their Tuesday live broadcast of 'No One Watches the NBA Any More', Charles Barkley & Shaquille O'Neil have been arrested by the B.L.M. police.
"This is the craziest thing I have ever seen", said the 48 year old O'Neil. "I'm black. I mean, just look at my size 23 shoes. You know what they say about a man's shoe size. Dat proves I'm black. How can I be a Whi supremacists when I'm black"?
Barkley looked completely confused by the entire ordeal. When asked about his involvement with the KKK his response was, "I don't know, but let me tell ya, dis is bull$hit. We were invited to this fancy black tie event. There were cameras everywhere. When spots cleared our eyes from all the flashes, we saw it was a bunch of people wearing white sheets over their heads. We got the hell out of there!"
O'Neil and Barkley ran as fast as they could to leave. "I knew they wuz gonna do sum of that goofy whi people $hit to us. But I never thought in million years they would set us up to be arrested by #BLM", O'neil said. "We tried to hire #JohnnieCochran, but #BLM beat us to it and hired him. Now we screwed."
"Ya Know, dis here criminality system we got is all messed up", exclaimed Barkley. "A brother can't even get a prison suit in his size. I'm still wearin' my warm-ups".
Below Photo (Left) Barkley enjoying some recreational time isolated from other inmates.
Below Photo (Right) Shaq being taken into custody.
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