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Jeffrey Epstine

Apr 17, 20221 min read

Fly from Mike Pence’s Head Sues Bird that Pooped on Joe Biden

The courts will be in a tizzy over this one. Last week we all saw the President of the United States get pooped on national Television. ...

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Feb 28, 20213 min read

Apple Creates Game-Changing Diversity Device

Cupertino, CA - Today at their spaceship styled headquarters, Tim Cook CEO of Apple Inc, took the stage to announce their new products.

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Sep 30, 20203 min read

Controversial Co-Hosts in Fourth Debate, Awarded to...

I’ve got new procedures in place to prevent them from dodging my questions and failing to answer questions.